Frictionless Cortex Scans

Hi! It's just me, myself, and I. There's no plan, just one (singular) weirdo and one (singular) neuron--and said neuron is currently doing donuts in an back alley with the other crac-- er, fine folks.

The brain is smooth. You could use it as a slip & slide. Thoughts come in, find no friction whatsoever, and immediately leave the other side. This is the foundation of our entire operation.

Expect releases: Never. What the heck do you think? The neuron is a smooth criminal and leaves no promises unfulfilled--hence no promises, ever.

But, against all odds and despite having the cranial topography of a billiard ball, I am fairly deranged about accuracy. I will happily spend four hours on one line--if the neuron on standby is up for it that is. See, the brain is smooth but the obsession is textured. We will try and do the source justice dammit.

Feed me the critique. Find all our mistakes and bring 'em like my cat deposits birds on the doorstep. Every "you suck" is a carving towards the sacred wrinkle on our great smooth expanse. So, roast me, please.

Anyway, enjoy the chapters or whatever. Or don't. You're free. We're all free here. It's frictionless~